I went whole hog cramming every possible pig reference I could think of into the lyrics.
This demo was intended for Call Me Bwana, but never played by them.
Can't really get synthesizer to do convincing New Orleans dixieland combo or second line drum groove, but imagine if played by Dr John.


(Porky Pig) ‘boy, am I sleepy. Now for a good night’s rest’

Well you can call me names, you can call me fat
but I’m big fat fun and I like it like that
If you think you wanna have a real good time
well then call me bwana and we’ll get along fine

You got a dollar, I got a dime
You get the syrup and I’ll get the swine
If you wanna call me bwana then we’ll get along fine
like pigs in a blanket

They got curly tails, they got stubby snouts
They got the kind of smell that can do without
I know that it’s not kosher eatin’ meat from a pig
but pure pork sausage is what I dig

Give me a pig’s foot and a bottle of beer
We’ll make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear
I like makin’ bacon, living high on the hog
with pigs in a blanket

you put your left foot in, you put your left foot out
you put your left foot in and then you turn yourself about
do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
that’s what it’s all about

Well I like dixie chicken, and I like Tennessee lamb
but what I like the most of all is that sweet Kentucky ham
You get a spoon and I’ll get a fork
You get the pancakes and I’ll get the pork
If you wanna call me bwana then we’ll get along fine
like pigs in a blanket

(Doobie Brothers over Led Zeppelin)
(from Doobie Brothers ‘Black Water’) I wanna hear some funky dixieland pretty mama come take me by the hand
by the hand by the hand pretty mama, dance with your daddy all night long
(from Led Zeppelin ‘Black Dog’) Hey hey mama said the way you move, gonna make you sweat gonna make you groove
Hey, hey mama when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away

(Porky Pig) ‘Gee whiz, I’ll be a nervous wreck if this keeps up. I gotta get some sleep’